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Jain Shayari n SMS

=============== PEN se nahin PREM se, MUKH se nahin MAN se, AKHSAR se nahin ANTAR se, SHABDON se nahin SNEH se, man vachan kaya se Uttam Kshama, "JAY JINENDRA" =============== Chota sa sansar galtiya apar,  Aap ke pas hai chhama ka adhikar,  kar leejiye nivedan hamara sweekar,  Man, Bachan, Kaya se ... "UTTAM KSHAMA" =============== I Can't change past misdeeds, But can learn from them, Making amends and starting a new, for whatever mistakes i might have made knowingly or unknowingly with words, thoughts or deeds, That caused you hurt and pain. Please Forgive me.. "UTTAM KSHAMA" =============== Bhool hona prakrati hai,  Maan lena sanskriti hai,  Isliye ki gai galti ke liye hame Kshama kare  UTTAM KSHAMA ===============

Funny Advertisement Lines

Lines Written outside a Heart Surgery Unit:  "Agar Dil Khol lete apna yaaro k saath,  To aaj dil kholna na padta Auzaaron k saath" !!  ===================== The best advertisement line against Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries - "Few moments on your Lips, Forever on your Hips." Be healthy.! =====================

DJ Sky Diving @ Byron, California

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Deepak Skydiving Today (20100417), I had an amazing experience of Sky diving @ Byron, California. Due to O2 problems, we went to 13000ft height in the air. It is amazing especially when you are above 13000ft in the sky and look down towards the earth and feel the force of air against you.  And you experience free fall of near about 1 min. My special moment during sky diving was when I entered inside a cloud and the first time I saw Rainbow inside the cloud. Not everyone gets this moment. My instructor was really good and experienced and his jokes made me relaxed and laugh.  I was a little bit scared when my instructor made way towards some muddy water while coming down to earth. But he was just kidding we landed safely on the grassy field. It was pretty cool  I recommend to all my friends that they should do it at least once…and from 18000 ft. Deepak Sky Diving Video Please leave your comments below... Reactions:   ...

Places to visit in Gwalior

Gwalior Fort  - Gwalior Fort Video The best fort that I have seen. it's huge and in very good condition. So many things to see on it 1. Saas bahu temple 2. Gurudwara 3. Sindhiya boys hostel and school 4. TV station 5. Light and sound program. A good place to visit with friends and family when in Gwalior. The car can go to the top. Nominal entry fee. Scindia Museum Jai Vilas Palace Vivasvaan Mandir/Surya Mandir (Sun Temple) Tomb of Mia Tansen’s Tomb of Rani Lakshmibai Gopachal Parvat Maharaj Bada Gwalior Trade Fair Sun City Roop Singh Stadium Zoo City Mall Tighra Dam Places to visit near Gwalior: Sonagiri (Jain Tirtha) Mathura Vrindavan Agra Please leave your comments and suggestions below... Reactions:  

Global Vipassana Pagoda and Gorai Beach Trip

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Global Vipassana Pagoda   and  Gorai Beach: Global Vipassana Pagoda Today (20110507) we went to see “Global Vipassana Pagoda“. Security didn’t let us go inside the Dhyana kaksh so I was a little disappointed by this but It was beautiful. Then we went to Gautam Buddha’s painting exhibition, It was nicely organized and designed. To break our disappointed we went to Gorai beach and on the way, we had “Taad Gola” (a sweet fruit). I had it the first time. The taste was in between of singhara and leechee. Enjoyed it very much. When we reached Gorai beach it was day time so the sun was high and killing us with its rays, as he was angry with us or something. We first ensured that all our belongings are safe from water and then we ate bhelpuri which was not good. Also had “Malai Gola”, it was luscious. Then we enjoyed seawater on our foot. Seawater was muddier so we didn’t play much in the water. Taad Gola While coming back we enjoyed the “Ghoda Gaadi” ride.  I...

Matheran Trip (Horse Riding and Valley Crossing)

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DJ Horse Riding Today (20110723), I went to Matheran with my relatives, it was an awesome trip. As Toy train was not working, we walked 2.5 km following the railway track. It was beautiful on both sides and monkeys were jumping on and off on the trees.                                           For visiting viewpoints in Matheran, we hired 7 horses. All were of different colors. I chose a White horse, its name was Kernel. The kernel was really big, well built and well trained by its owner. I took some instructions from the Horse owner, like how to make it turn right and left. Also how to make it stop and run. Horse riding was a really awesome experience. We visited Charlotte Lake, ancient Pisarnath Temple and waterfall. We played in the water for some time.                                   ...

Weight and Fat Loss by Breathing Exercise

Hey Guys I am going to share a self experienced secret with you for fat loss. The secret is “Breathing Exercise” . I know your first reaction will be that I am talking like some Yogi baba , but it is true. I am sharing this with you because I have seen some of my friends who are struggling with obesity. They have amazing and pleasing personality but somewhere they are not happy. They don‘t feel good, when they see themselves in the mirror. I just want to help. Believe me .. It WORKS!! "Breath is the master key to health and wellness, a function we can learn to regulate and develop in order to improve our physical, mental, and spiritual well-being." "Relaxing Breath Exercise" : This breathing exercise may be done sitting, lying, or standing. 1 Close your mouth. Inhale through your nose for a silent count of four. 2. Hold the breath for a silent count of seven. 3. Open your mouth and exhale audibly for a silent count of eight. 4. Repeat the cycle four times ...

Age of Calculated Love

People have started calculating love on the basis of different parameters like how much other person earn? what my friends think about him/her? What family and financial background s/he has? Its nothing.. people even try to hide their liking for somebody just because they always consider what other people will think of them. It starts hidden relationship. These kind of people will treat you as some kind of jewel when they met you alone. But when you meet them in group of people, they will treat you like you are nothing for them. Why have we changed like this? Why can’t people be simple?

Places to Visit in Mumbai

Places to Visit in Mumbai Nariman Point Marin Drive Global Vipassana Pagoda and Gorai Beach Trip    Essel world Water kingdom Gateway of India Elephanta Caves Siddhi Vinayak Temple Nehru Science Centre  Nehru planetarium Juhu Beach Sanjay Gandhi National Park - kanheri Caves, Lion Safari, Toy Train, Gandhi Smarak Jeevdani Mata mandir Mahalakshmi Temple Places to Visit Near Mumbai: Matheran near Neral station Alibaug Beach Tungareshwar Shiva Temple and Waterfall Lohgarh Fort near Lonavala Lonavala Malshej Ghat - Shivneri Fort, Lenyadri Vinayak temple Bhivpuri  Waterfall near Bhivpuri Road station Bhaje Cave and waterfall near Lonavala Triumbakeshwar near Nasik Sai Baba Temple at Shirdi Shanichara Temple near Shirdi Restaurants to Visit in Mumbai Please leave your comments and suggestions below... Reactions:  

Book Review - Unstoppable by Cynthia Kersey

Book Review - Unstoppable by Cynthia Kersey This book is an excellent example of filling the Ocean in a pot. With the help of 45 stories, this book explains what are the Characteristics of Unstoppable people. What are the things which drive them? And at the end of each quality writer of the book has given an action plan which can help us to unwind our Unstoppable personality. In short, you are going to meet 45 unstoppable personalities in this book.  And I am sure you will find yourself unstoppable after reading this. This book is a Must Read !!! Following are the Characteristics of Unstoppable People -  1) PURPOSE It provides personal meaning and deep satisfaction to your life. The purpose is why you are here? The purpose is the unique gifts and insight that you bring with you and can contribute to the world. Purpose fuels your efforts and gives you the drive to continue. To know your purpose in life ask yourself "How I want to be remembered?". once you know the purpose...

Java Memory Leak Analysis

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This Article is not complete... It is in Progress - Common Causes of Memory Leak :  Memory Leak in your application can happen because following reasons - (1) Bad Programming -  Unnecessary creation of objects and holding their references for longer time, specially static objects. static objects gets memory in perm gen.  Wrong configuration of EJB components. (2) Server Configuration Heap Setting Thread Count Garbage Collection Algorithm (3) Less Resources (Physical Memory) (4) Wrong use of Cache. Approaches  for Memory Leak Analysis :         There are couple of things that we can do- Memory Profiling of application  - JProbe Thread Dump Analysis - Eclipse Plugin  Heap Dump Analysis - JMap Utility for capturing Heap Dump, IBM Heap Analyzer Heap Object Dump analysis - Manual Code for analysis. Monitoring of the System - Introscope (watch Memory and Thread usage graph), LeakHunter Prevent Memory Le...

FALTU (USELESS)

This article is inspired by a Hindi movie named “FALTU“. FALTU (USELESS) is the label that society puts on the Majority of students who get less grades.  This way of thinking definitely need change with some awareness. “Nothing is FALTU in this world. The things that people have thought useless, can be of great value. Just need to think from a different perspective. ”  “Yun to pathar ki bhi takdeer badal sakti hai, shart ye hai k salike se Taraasha jaaye ” No body is accepting this majority of students who are passed with less grades. Sadly  nobody even tries to understand what was the reason behind their less grades/percentage. Many a times students don’t know what they can do about it? nobody tries to help them to discover their purpose in life and key strengths to achieve it.  May be somebody can help them to understand what they love to do and how to covert that thing or hobby into their profession.  “Students who...

Funny Messages

Mario met me online once, and i greeted him. "Hey Do u remember me?" He said - "NO" I Replied - Kamine i have spent my whole childhood in saving your girlfriend !! ============== I asked My Heart: Why can't I Sleep at Night? My Heart told me: Because ... You already Slept in the Afternoon... So, Don't Overreact like You are in Love.. ! :) ===============

Birthday Message and Shayari

Zindgi ka har khwab haqiqat ban jaye, Khushi k chirago se zindgi roshan ho jaye, Mehak jaye u zindagi apki, Ki gulab ki khushbu b apke samne feeki pad jaye… =================== Khile Phool Jaise labo pe hasi ho, Na koi gam ho na koi bebasi ho, Salamat rahe zindagi ka ye safar, Jahan aap raho bas kushi hi khusi ho. Happy Birthday =============== Dosti Ka Haq Hum Ada Yun Karte Hain Teri her ek khusi Pe Jaan Bhi Fida Karte Hain Tujhko Phool Bhi Zakhm Na Dene Paaye Khuda Se Har Dam Yehi Duaa Karte Hai. Happy Birthday :) =============== May You Rise To The New Heights Of Success May The Dreams Of Your Eyes Come Alive & May Each Step U Take Bring Smiles To U Forever. =========== Khuda na kare aapko koi gum mile,  Khushiya aur hasi har dam mile,  Gum jab bhi bad chale aapki taraf,  Khuda kare raste me use hum mile. ============ As Cloud cover the Sun  Truth cover the Lie  Angel cover the Evil  Flowers ocve the Garden  ...

JDBC : Connecting JAVA to MySQL Database

1. Database Preparation Create schema :  create schema djSchema Create Table     :  create table djSchema.t_dj_contacts (id int, firstname varchar(30), lastname varchar(20)); Insert Test Data:  insert into t_ dj_contacts values(1,"deepak", "jain"); 2. Download and Add mysql-connector-java-5.0.8- bin.jar in classpath. This jar contains JDBC driver for MySQL. 3. Keep MySQL Database details ready      DB IP        :     PortName  : In C:\Program Files (x86)\MySQL\MySQL Server 5.0\my.ini file contains the client port     UserName :     Password  : 4. Class is JDBCConnector.java import java.sql.*; public class JDBCConnector { public void connect(){ Connection connection=null; PreparedStatement preparedStatement = null; ResultSet resultSet = null; try { // load the driver Class.forName("com....

Book Review - Wise and Otherwise By Sudha Murthi

Book Review - Wise and Otherwise By Sudha Murthi This book is a collection of 51 real stories from Sudha Murthi‘s life. Sudha Murthi has done justice with each topic by not hiding her inner thoughts whether those were good or bad. When I was reading this book, I got addicted to it. In the morning I couldn't start my day without reading 2-3 stories from it.  And the whole day those thoughts were sparkling in my mind like a firefly ("Jugnu"). Each of these short stories is simple but have a significant message or learning to take like - Give when you take - do not take without giving. Follow your teacher’s word because whatever they say, they have some reason behind it. Life lesson from a beggar - "Be happy with life as it is. Be grateful for the things that we have" And some of the stories are thought-provoking too like - The wisdom of an old man can leave us with no answer; when he asked that all the natural things like land, water, wind, and mountains...

One Liner Shayari

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  Beshak mehsoos nahin hoti humhen nazdeeki meri, per meri nazaron ne tumhen karib se chua hai   Aap mein kuch baat hi aisi thi... agar dil na dete to jaan hi chali jaati  MUFT KA EHSAAN NA LENA YAARO, DIL ABHI AUR BHI SASTE HONGE!!  Khwaabo ko apne sambhale rakho,  suna hai log ab sapne churaate hai  Aap kato se bach ke chalte hai, Hum ne fulo se jakhm khaye hai....  Is se Behtar Kya Saza Thi Jo Wo Daita Mujhko...Ker Gaya Mujhay Tanha Magar Apna Kar Kay  Suna Tha Dil Samandar Se Bhi Gehra Hota Hai... Hairan Hun Samaya Nahi Is Mein Teray Siwa Koi  Umr bhar apne he gireban se ulajhne wale, tu mujhe mere he Saaye se darata kya hai.  Us Ne Mujhe Chhor Dia To Kya Hua Faraz...Meine B To Chora Tha Sara Zamana Us K Liye  Koi Cheez Mujh Ko Yaad Nahi Rehti.....Nahi Bhoolta Lekin Uska Bhulana!!  Us Key Chehray Ne Humein Tanha Kar Diya, Warna Hum To Apne Aap Mein Ek Mehfil Hua Karte Thay !!!

Gum-E-Judaai in Shayari

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  Mat Poocho Kaise... Guzarta Hai Her Pal Tumahre Bina, Kabhi Milne Ki Hasrat Kabhi Dekhne Ki Tamana    Sath Roti Thi Or Hasa Karti Thi VO Ladki Jo Mere Dil Me Basa Karti Thi Bat Qismat Ki HE Sirf Juda Hogye Hum Warna VO Toh Mujhe Taqdir Kaha Karti Thi.  Kisi ki yadon ne pagal bana rakha hai, kahin mar na jaun kafan sila rakha hai, jalane se pehle "DIL" nikal lena,  kahi wo na jal jye,jise dil me basa rakha hai  

Santa Banta Jokes

IF you know any other Santa/Banta joke that is not in the list.. Please write that in Comments :) ============= Surgeon: i am sorry, it seems a rubber gloves was left inside u after operation. We have 2 operate u again Santa: Pagal hai kya, Ye le 20 Rs. Naya le lena. ============= 1 baar Santa pese jama karne Bank gaya. Officer- Ye note fata hua hai.. dusra do Santa- Mein apne account mein jama kar raha hun, "Fata NOTE jama karu ya NAYA" Tujhe kya matlab hai bey? ============ Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr Dial kr rha tha Banta-ye tum kya kr rahe ho? Santa -yar me dekh raha hu gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai ============ Santa Comes back to his car& finds a note saying "Parking Fine". He writes a note & sticks it to the pole "Thanks for the compliment" ============ Ek kabutar ne santa pe shit kar di. Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pahnna ni sikhaya ? Kabutar- Saley tu kachha pahan ke potty karta ha? ======...