Deepak Jain

IF you know any other Santa/Banta joke that is not in the list.. Please write that in Comments :) ============= Surgeon: i am sorry, it seems a rubber gloves was left inside u after operation. We have 2 operate u again Santa: Pagal hai kya, Ye le 20 Rs. Naya le lena. ============= 1 baar Santa pese jama karne Bank gaya. Officer- Ye note fata hua hai.. dusra do Santa- Mein apne account mein jama kar raha hun, "Fata NOTE jama karu ya NAYA" Tujhe kya matlab hai bey? ============ Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr Dial kr rha tha Banta-ye tum kya kr rahe ho? Santa -yar me dekh raha hu gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai ============ Santa Comes back to his car& finds a note saying "Parking Fine". He writes a note & sticks it to the pole "Thanks for the compliment" ============ Ek kabutar ne santa pe shit kar di. Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pahnna ni sikhaya ? Kabutar- Saley tu kachha pahan ke potty karta ha? ======...

IF you know any other Rajnikanth's joke that is not in the list.. Please write that in Comments :) ========== Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as ...... ........ “Guiness book of world RECORDS”. ================================ No more tsunamis will occur because rajnikanth stopped washing his clothes in the ocean ========== Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary. ========== Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small.... . . . . . Now that place is known as  "Disney Land".. :-P ========== A beggar was singing a song rajnikant liked it he gave him his gold chain ???????? today he is known as BAPPI LEHRI. ========== Dis is how Rajnikant Can Inspire People: Once Rajnikant gav kiss 2 his Galfrnd In front of a Kid.. today dat Kid is known as Imran Hashmi..! =========== Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. ...