Rajnikanth's Joke Collection

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IF you know any other Rajnikanth's joke that is not in the list.. Please write that in Comments :)
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Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as
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“Guiness book of world RECORDS”.
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No more tsunamis will occur because
rajnikanth stopped washing his clothes in the ocean
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Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.
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Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small....
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Now that place is known as 
"Disney Land".. :-P


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A beggar was singing a song rajnikant liked it he gave him his gold chain ????????


today he is known as BAPPI LEHRI.


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Dis is how Rajnikant Can Inspire People:
Once Rajnikant gav kiss 2 his Galfrnd In front of a Kid..
today dat Kid is known as

Imran Hashmi..!
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Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...

Since Dat day,
Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!
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Once rajnikanth played ‘Statue-Statue’ with a girl. Till date she is stuck.
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We know her as the ‘Statue of Liberty’.
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