Santa Banta Jokes

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IF you know any other Santa/Banta joke that is not in the list.. Please write that in Comments :)
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Surgeon: i am sorry, it seems a rubber gloves was left inside u after operation. We have 2 operate u again
Santa: Pagal hai kya, Ye le 20 Rs. Naya le lena.
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1 baar Santa pese jama karne Bank gaya.
Officer- Ye note fata hua hai.. dusra do
Santa- Mein apne account mein jama kar raha hun, "Fata NOTE jama karu ya NAYA" Tujhe kya matlab hai bey?
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Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr Dial kr rha tha
Banta-ye tum kya kr rahe ho?
Santa -yar me dekh raha hu gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai
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Santa Comes back to his car& finds a note saying "Parking Fine". He writes a note & sticks it to the pole "Thanks for the compliment"
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Ek kabutar ne santa pe shit kar di.
Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pahnna ni sikhaya ?
Kabutar- Saley tu kachha pahan ke potty karta ha?
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Santa: I will not live here. Such a small room, no window, return my money.
Waiter: Sir, come up. There we have room. Its an LIFT.
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Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Maa-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Maa-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
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Manager 2 Santa :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
Santa :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
Santa :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......
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Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai. Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya. 
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha: Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Santa : LIMOO PANI Me
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SANTA BAR BAR ZEBRA CROSSING PE IDHAR UDHAR CHAL RAHA THA......
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WO KYA SOCH RAHA HOGA....
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.THINK?
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SAALA YE PAINO BAJTA KYON NAHI HAI....
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